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jaubaius:

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

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c-rowlesdraws:

eating an avocado with an air of wistful melancholy because I’m thinking about how much I wish the giant ground sloths were still here

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greelin:

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

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hawkbeetle:

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EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media

Defamation lawsuits in UK are heavily weighted in *favor* of the plaintiff. You have to have a pretty weak case to lose over there. If there wasn’t a rabbid, inescapable social media campaign against Amber Heard, he would have lost in America too.

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tooies:

“humans are naturally selfish and evil” factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

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meatmensch:

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “two towers” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the white wizard in the forest

My buddy Eomer pacing: Grima is lying to us

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cryptotheism:

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bl0w-m3:

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

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fairycosmos:

unfortunately multiple things can be true at once. it’s sick i know

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babypenguinfrommario64:

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i have seen only a few comments on youtube that evoked a similar feeling and i love them all

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t4tlambert:

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