The Secret Goldfish

lizluvscupcakes:

waffilicious:
jaubaius:
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move
and then just left

(via onyxjoker)

c-rowlesdraws:

eating an avocado with an air of wistful melancholy because I’m thinking about how much I wish the giant ground sloths were still here

(via dirtbean)

greelin:

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

(via bagelbutch)

hawkbeetle:

doctorstarky:
reasoncourt:
EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media
Defamation lawsuits in UK are heavily weighted in *favor* of the plaintiff. You have to have a pretty weak case to lose over there. If there wasn’t a rabbid, inescapable social media campaign against Amber Heard, he would have lost in America too.

(via cryptovolcel)

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tooies:

“humans are naturally selfish and evil” factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

(via bagelbutch)

meatmensch:

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “two towers” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the white wizard in the forest
My buddy Eomer pacing: Grima is lying to us

(via gay-pippin)